I love to prepare dinner. So does my buddy, Carl Los angeles Fong*. Even though a in point of fact just right prepare dinner, Carl every so often makes errors. Once in a while they’re doozies. Within the spirit of serving to fledgling cooks, he’s agreed to percentage his errors.
Carl began off neatly. He sprayed the highest and backside of the quesadilla maker**. He put a flour tortilla at the backside of the grill. He crowned the tortilla with avocado salsa, diced chiles, and a beneficiant quantity of grated Mexican cheeses. He closed the lid. The quesadilla maker began cooking.
“You already know,” Carl mentioned, “looking back, I will have to have positioned a 2d flour tortilla on best of the fixings. The trendy thoughts can’t comprehend the mess made by means of leaving that component out. Thankfully, I labored briefly and wiped clean the quesadilla maker is only a scant hour. In my protection, I used to be thinking about the clauses within the 1648 Treaty of Westphalia. It may occur to somebody.”
Carl says, “Hello” and invitations you to percentage your folks’ cooking mishaps. He als
* =No, Carl Los angeles Fong isn’t my modify ego. Why do you ask?
** = Doesn’t the quesadilla maker seem like an area alien?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comedian Chef, Ph.D.
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