“Hunter Biden is just the start,” Kentucky Republican James Comer introduced Saturday at a press convention within the Capitol Construction. “As soon as our birthday celebration assumes keep watch over of the Space of Representatives in January, we can decide as soon as and for all what Commander, the Biden’s German Shepherd, has been as much as. This animal is lower than 2 years outdated, however he’s already fathered 8 domestic dogs by means of 5 bitches. So far as we all know, he hasn’t married any of the moms, and taxpayers’ greenbacks are supporting they all.
“That is an outrage, and the President must be ashamed. Thousands and thousands of hard-working American citizens are suffering to position meals at the desk and fuel of their vehicles, whilst this cur is unfastened to roam the grounds of the White Space, sniffing each and every crotch he encounters. The place’s the responsibility?”
Talking on behalf of the First Circle of relatives, Jill Biden expressed wonder that “any person as homophobic as James Comer would object to the totally heterosexual habits of our loved Commander.”